my favorite thing about kermit the frog is that sometimes he makes this face
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my favorite thing about kermit the frog is that sometimes he makes this face
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Oh lawwdddd
things that should be allowed to be used in essays:
- i shit you not
- you feel me
- no but get this
- i’m just sayin
- let me explain you a thing
- and yeah
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Hey! I really have nothing better to do than hold a give-away for a small follower milestone; so here you go :^)))))
ONE lucky winner will get:
- 2 pairs of fake eyelashes (glue included)
- SwimSuit!Asuka Figurine w/ base (aprox. 2 inches tall)
- EITHER the pokemon memo pad OR KiKuro memo block. Only pick 1!
- Bento box with birds on it idek (2-tiered w/ lid)
- Stitch iPhone4 4/s case (the ears retract!)
- Plugy-type bow phone charm
- mechanical pencil w/ cute fuckin bears on it (.5mm lead)
RULES:
- Likes/Reblogs count! You can reglob as many times as you want, I don’t care if you spam or whatever pshh (I’m p sure that you’ll only show up once regardless how many times you reglob tho)
- I WILL ONLY SHIP TO THE USA UNLESS YOU ARE WILLING TO PAY FOR SHIPPING!! I’m too poor for international shipping oh my god
- You DO NOT have to be following me, but if you can, please check my blog and see how much of a tool I am, yeah? Follows are cool I like new friends
- NO SIDE/GIVEAWAY BLOGS PLS
- You NEED TO KEEP THE TEXT on this post, or I will pick another winner. (I will check!)
- You must have your ask-box open, or I will pick another winner!
- If the winner doesn’t respond within 24 hours, I will pick another winner.
- I’ll be using a random number generator to pick the winner so it’ll be fair and all that shit.
THIS GIVE-AWAY WILL END ON JUNE 1ST!
Good luck!!!!
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OH MY GOD THE BLEAT IN THE MIDDLE GIF OH MY LORD
THIS WOULD USUALLY GO IN MY ANIMAL QUEUE BUT LOOK
LOOK AT THAT
RIC LOOK
Omg
CRYING SO HARD RIGHT NOW
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IS THIS A CAKE?@?!
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If I were a cat, I’d be Salem Saberhagen
i like to think this is where my sass came from
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A tongue of lava oozes out from beneath the recently cooled crust of a flow. The silica contained within, reflects the early morning sunlight, giving its surface a glassy sheen.
Photo and caption credit: Bruce Omori
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